Funny sms, Funny quotes, Funny sms jokes, Funny sms messages

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Interesting Facts of Marriage. . .


Q. Kya Shadi Janat ka Darwaza Hy?
Ans. G Haan, Magar Bahir Jany kaB-)
Q. Insan Apni Bewaqufi Par kab khush Hota Hy?
Ans. Shadi k DinB-)
Q. Kya Zubani Laraai Mein Orat Sy koi Jeet Sakta Hy?
Ans. G Haan, Doosri OratB-)
Q. Tallaaq ki Sab Sy Bari Waja kya Hy?
Ans. Shadi.:-)

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Hum rishta dil se nibhana jante hai.
zakhmo pe marham lagana jante hai
hume bhulne ki galti mat karna
kyonki hum kaan ke niche lagana bhi jante hai.

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Ye Scooty Kab li?
Sardar : Kal Raat 1 ladki muje scooty par bahoot dur le gai,
sab kapde utaar kar boli, jo chahiye le lo,
maine scooty le li, kapdo ka main kya karta!!!...

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Roz Logo se tere Pange honge....
Ghar me tere roz Dange honge....
Agar tum SMS nahi karoge to Yaad rakhana
tere Saare Bacche Ganje honge..

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Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi,
Ladke bhi unke saath the
Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya: HUMARI MAANGE
Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDUR SE BHARO

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A husband and a wife are like two wheels of a vehicle.
If one gets punctured, the vehicle can`t move any further
Moral: Always keep a spare wheel!

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Teacher: You call your mother as mum.
What will you call your mother's younger sister and elder sister?
Santa: So simple, I will call them minimum and maximum

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Banta was going towards the railway line.
Santa: Where are you going?
Banta: To commit suicide.
Santa: But why are you carrying a tiffin?
Banta: If the train is late, will I remain hungry?

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Santa : I think that girl is deaf.
Banta : How do you know?
Santa : I told I love her, but she said her sandals are new!

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Q: Why do women live longer than men?
A: Because shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does













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Son: Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning,
he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

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Why are Egyptian Children always confused?
Because after death, their DADDY becomes a MUMMY.

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How do u identify a true music lover?
A man when he hears a woman singing in the bathroom
and puts his ear to the keyhole instead of his eye!

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Hasi ke liye gam kurban,
khushi ke liye aansoo kurban,
dost ke liye jan bhi kurban,
agar dost ki girlfreind mil jaye to saala dost bhi kurban.

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woman's life is very hard
morning- wash clothes
noon- dry clothes
evening- iron clothes
night- open clothes
midnight-no clothes
early morning- search clothes

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kya apne kabhi wo mu me liya hain? woh mota sa, lamba sa, naram-garam,
jiske upar cover aur aas pas baal hote hai? nehin?
kyu jhoot bolte ho? kabhi bhutta nehin khaye kya??

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professor:name a product in which supply always exceeds the demand
student: homework

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Mr. & Mrs roy were waiting at the airport.
Mrs.roy: i wish i'd brought the T.V. with us
Mr. roy: what makes u say that?
Mrs. roy: i left the plane tickets on it.

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pati- mobile, patni- simcard
dono mile to hua recharge.
beta hua to incoming, beti hui to outgoing
kuch na hua to missed call

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ho sakta hain barish k baad asma nila na ho
ho sakta hain dhoop aane pe sarso pila na ho
par ho hi nehin sakta ke
aap sokar uthe or bistar gila na ho..

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andha dewar: bhabi o bhabi lo laddu
bhabi naha rahi thi. socha dewar to andha hain.
bina kapre ke bahar akar boli: yeh kis khushi me?
dewar: mera ankhen thik ho gaya hain

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jahara amar jherechhe NOBEL, jherechhe sonar thala
ami ki tader merechhi khisti, bolechhi tader saalaa!!
-unpublished sms from rabindranath..

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hup hap hup hap hap hup hip hip hap hup hup hip


congratulation! you have succesfully passed in monkey's language
plz collect ur certificate from kolkata zoo..

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Colgate se Daant saaf Karne ka,
Pepsodent se Majboot karne ka,
Babul se fresh karne ka,
Agar fir bhi saaf nahi ho to BINDAS "HARPIC" use karne ka....................

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A GOOD FRIEND IS WHO TELL U TO STUDY WELL.
BUT BEST FRIEND IS WHO STAND OUT OF EXAM HALL.... & SAYS ?
SAALE KITNA LIKHEGA, JALDI CHAL SAARI LADKIYA JA RAHI HAI.

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Banta: Aao Chess Khelen
Santa: Mujhe Chess Nahi Aati
Banta: Main Sikha dunga isme Hathi, Ghore Oont khane hai
Santa: Phir to main bilkul nahi khelunga kyonki main shaakahari hun.

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Banta Joins Ad Company
Santa: Mere Father ka dehant ho gaya akhbaar me Shok Sandesh dena hai
Banta: Aap Hindustan Kesari me do. isme abhi 1 +1 scheme hai.
Aap ke father ke sath aapka free chhap denge

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Yamraj=Ur Time is Over
Katrina=Kya koi Rasta He Bachne ka?
Yam=Ha!
SMS Padhne wale ko KISS Karo
Katrina=Oh Shit!
Fir to Mujhe Utha Hi Lo. ..

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Mohan:Ladkiya sharab se itni nafrat kyun karti hai?
Sohan:Kyun ki isko pine ke baad unke chuhe jaise pati shero jaise bartab karne lagte hai

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Santa interview k liye jata hai.
Boss- aapka janm kahan hua hai?
santa- tiruvantpuram.
Boss- spelling batao?
santa- nahi - nahi goa me hua tha.


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A girl come in class with new slipper.A boy told her: Chappal achhi hai.Girl replied: Nikalu kya?Then all boys replied:Teri dress aur bhi achhi hai.

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GAAV me BIJALI aane wali h sunkr log nach rhe the.
1 KUTTA b jum rha tha.Logo ne pucha,tu Q khush h?
Wo bola BIJALI aayegi to khambe b to lagenge

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Wife-janu, kash aap msz hote,main aapko save karti,jab chahe padhti
Husband- kanjus,save hi karke rakhti ya apni kisi saheli ko forward bhi karti?

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Santa pi kr Scoter pe 1 Arthi Se takra Gya,
dead body gir Gyi Log Sante ko Pitne lage,
SANTA- Jo Gir gaya Usse To Punch lo Jyada Chont to nhi lagi.

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Santa:Duniya mei sabse dukhi aadmi kaun hai?
Banta:Bechare Rickshaw wale!
Santa:Kaise?
Banta:Q ki ladki kunwari ho ya married "BHAIYA" hi bulati ha

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2 cockroachs sittin in a toilet, eatin potty.
1 said 2 another :- yaar mujhe potty aa rahi hai.
Othr said:- yaar khane ke time to aisa baat mat kar!!

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British:Wich is ur favourite flower?
Hindu:Lotus.
British:I clean my ass wid it.
Muslim:Rose.
British:I clean my ass wid it.
Santa:CACTUS!!! Ab bol! :-)

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Teacher: What is the capital of china?
Pappu: U Know ?
Teacher: Yes
Pappu: Then why are u asking

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Wife:sunoji Kaam krte waqt mere ko baho me mat lia karo
Tabi Kamwali boli:
Madam achhi Tarah se samjha do,mai to bol-bol ke thak gai..

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Sharma:Yar murgi k bacche anda torkar bahar kaise aa jate hai.
Verma:Mujhe to ye samajh mein nahi aata sale band ande mein ghus kaise jate hai.


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Teacher-batao bachcho jo galat kaam karte hai wo kahan jate hai..?
Student- sharmaate huye bola sir..
CENTRAL PARK, VICTORIA, NALBAAN, MILLENIUM PARK...

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Husband to Hotel Manager: "Jaldi chalo! meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai"
Manager: "What can I do?
Husband: "Kamine, khidki nahi khul rahi hai."

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Teacher: Baccho tum sabse jyada kisse nafrat karte ho?
Boy: Rajaram Mohan Roy.
Teacher:Y do U hate him?
Boy:Usi kamine ne baal vivah pr rok lagwa di.

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Sir- MuhavreKa Istemal Karo 'Muh Me Pani Ana'
Santa-Jaise Maine NalKo Muh LagaK Nal Chalu Kiya,
Mere Muh Me Pani Aa Gya!

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Master Ji apne student se:-Ashiqi wala sher sunao,
Stdnt-Mota marta moti pe,Bhukha marta roti pe,
Masterji ki do betiyan,Par mai to marta chhoti pe.

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Boss: I?m giving u driver?s job.
Starting salary Rs. 3000, is it OK ?
Santa: U R great sir!
Starting salary is Ok but how much is DRIVING salary?

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Pakistan mein Twins baby paida hue to saas boli...
"Lo batao, Hamare Pakistan ki halaat dekh kar
ab bachhe bhi Akele aate hue darte hain!

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Tcher: Agr Me Teri Ma Hoti To Tujhe 2 Din Me Sudhaar Deti ..
Student: Madam ME Aaj Hi Jake Apne Bapu Ko BaTata Hu ki..
Budhe Teri Lotery Lag Gayi.

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Girl 2 SANTA-Neend mei ho to Sapna bhejo,
Jaag rahe ho to Yade bhejo,
Ro rhe ho to Aasu bhejo
Or sms padh rhe ho to Reply bhejo
SANTA-Toilet mei hu potty bheju?

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Teacher:Baccho tum sabse jyada kisse nafrat karte ho?
Boy: Rajaram Mohan Roy.
Teacher:Y do U hate him?
Boy:Usi kamine ne baal vivah pr rok lagwa di.

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Sir-MuhavreKa Istemal Karo:'Muh Me Pani Ana'
Santa-Jaise Maine NalKo Muh LagaK Nal Chalu Kiya,
Mere Muh Me Pani Aa Gya!

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Gangu goes to electronic shop
wearing a CARGO trouser.
Shopkeeper: Do u want a pocket calculator, Sir?
Gangu: No! I know how many pockets I have.

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Teacher 2 GOLU -Tum Me Kuch Kamiya Hai.
GOLU Next Day Coat Pant Pehan K Aata Hai.
Teacher:What's This?
GOLU -Raymond, The Complete Man..

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GIRL-dear,sunday 1st show k BALCONY k"
CORNER"wale 2 ticket book kr k Rkhna..
BOY-Lekin"CORNER"wale ticket nai mile toH??
GIRL-TO MOVIE dekhenge... ;-)

Boss-Tum itne chote kapde Q phnti ho?
Secretry-kya kru sir itni salary me itne hi kapde aate h
Boss-chalo aj se salary band

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Kabhi kabhi Jee to ye Chahta hai k
Duniya k sb se Khubsurat or Haseen Insan ka Qatal kar du.
Mager bad me Sochta hon ke
khud-Kushi to apradh hai..

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"ACCHI PATNI" AuR "BHOOT" Ek JaIse HoTe He,
Qki Inki BaaTe To Sab Karte He, Par Aaj Tak DekHa Kisi Ne NaHi.

Onam sms, Onam scraps, Onam shayari, Onam quotes, Onam poem

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Snehathinteyum sahodaryathinteyum
oru onam koodi varavayi.
Ellavarkkum enteyum,
oro malayaliyudeyum
snehoshmalamaya onasamsakal.

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May the spirit of Onam remains everywhere
Whatever you do Whatever you think
Whatever you hope in your life
“Wish you a Happy Onam”

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May the color and lights of Onam

fill your home with happiness and joy.

Have the most beautiful Onam!

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Memories of moments celebrated together…….
Moments that have been attached in my heart, forever…….
Make me Miss You even more this ONAM.
Hope this ONAM brings in Good Fortune & Abounding Happiness for you!
HAPPY ONAM

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May this auspicious Occasion

Bring prosperity and fulfillment to your Life..

Happy Onam!

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Manassinte naalukettil ormmayude

oru pookkalam koodi theerthu kondu…….

Onashamsakal

Ramadan Shayari, Sms, Messages, Poems, Quotes

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Hum ap k dil main rehte hain,

Is liye her dard sehte hain,

Koi hum se pehle WISH na ker de apko,

Is liye sub se pehlay “Happy Ramadan ul mubarak” kehte hain

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Raat ko naya chand mubarak,

Chand ko chandni mubarak,

Falak ko sitare mubarak.

Sitaroon ko bulandi mubarak.

Aur aap ko hamari taraf se,

RAMADAN MUBARAK.

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Ramadan ka chand daikha,

Rozay ki dua mangi,

Roshan sitara daikha,

Aap ki khairiat ki dua mangi,

May Almight Allah bless you with his

blessing in the holy month of Ramadan

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Gul Ne Gulshan Se Gul Faam Bheja Hai,

Sitaroon Ne Asmaan Se Salam Bheja Hai,

Mubarak Ho Aapko Ramadan Ka Mahina,

Ye Paigham Hamnain Sirf Apko Bheja Hai

Ramadan Greetings cards

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Ya Rab Is Soe Hoe Insan Ko Jaga De,

Bistar Hai Is Ka Narm Tu Pathar Ka Bana De,

Khatmalon Or Macharon Ki Duty Is Par Laga De,

Jis Ki Hawa Se Wo Madhosh Hai Us Pankhay Ko Tu Jala De,

Or Kuch Nahi To Bas Esay Aek Saza De,

Khowab Mai Esay Koi Is K Jesa Bhoot Dikha De..

Sehri Mubarak..:-D

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Sar se lekar paon tak Tanveer hi Tanveer hae

jaise mohn se bolta hae Quran woh taqreer hae

duniya dil main sochti hae Mustufa(S.A) ko dekh kar

Woh musavir kaisa hoga jis ki yeh tasveer hae

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Sukon dhondta phirta tha me baharon me,

Haseen wadiyon mei, surmaye nazaron me,

Me is talash mein ja phncha chand taron main,

Magar ye mujhe mila Quran k 30 paron mein

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Prayer is an open line to Heaven.

No cards to use, no low battery problem, no error,

No charging, always good signal and all messages sent.

Make prayer a habit like Texting..

Ramadan Greetings

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God said don’t look around because

you’ll be impressed,

Don’t look down you’ll be depressed,

Just look to me all the time and you’ll be blessed ..

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ATTENTION!! Stop talking at the time of AZAAN

Bcoz- Jo AZAN khamoshi se nehi sunta

Mot ka time us ki Zuban se Kalma Tayiba jari Nehi hota

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Salam Bhai jan kese ho ????

Aj na msg na mis cal han …??

Acha acha ramzan agaya hai ap tou qaid hogae ho !!

sorry eid me bt krte hain ok.

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As the cresent moon is sighted

And the holy month of Ramadan blessings

May Allah bless you with happiness

andgrace your home with warmth & peace

Ramadan Greetings cards

Orkut Scraps | Eid Mubarak

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RAMADAN RECIPE

A Glass of Care

A Plate of Love

A Spoon of Peace

A Fork of Truth &

A Bowl of Duaas.

Mix with spices of QURAAN.

Enjoy This Meal.

RAMADAN MUBARAK

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Jahan Jahan Bhi Ujala Dekhai Deta Hai,

Mere Huzoor (SAW) Ka Jalwa Dekhai Deta Hai,

Yeh Aarzu Hai Waheen Jaa Ke Mera Dum Nikle,

Jahan Se Gumbad-e-Khazra Dekhai Deta Hai.

Happy Ramdan

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Best

Leader – Allah

Guide – Quaran

Lyrics – Aazan

Loyality – Imaan

Request – Dua

Protection – Fitra

Oath – Kalma

Exercise – Namaaz

Self Control – Roza

So Good Luck 4 Ramazan

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Gulamiye Rasool ka Tuhfa Saja ke Dekh

Nadaan unke Dar pe Sar to Jhuka ke Dekh

Aati hai Taig-e-Josh main Rehmat hazoor ki

To Dastan-e-Gham Zara unko Suna ke Dekh

Qadmon Main Tere Hon Gay Khazan-e- jahan ke

Ek baar Unke Naam pe sab kuch Luta ke Dekh

Ramadan Greetings

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As the mountain high,

U move without sigh;

like the white linen flair,

Purity is always an affair;

As sunshine creates morning glory,

fragrance fills years as flory;

with the immaculate eternal smile,

attached to u mile after mile;

All darkness is far away,

As light is on its way;

Wish all of u a very happy Ramadan

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Wo ”Chand” ka Chamakna

Wo ”MaSJido” ka “Sawarna”

Wo ”Musalmano” ki “Dhoom”

”RamZan” is

“Coming Soon”

RAMZAN MUBARAK

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Ramzan in details

R-Roza Rakho

A-Allah se daro

M-Masjid ko jao

Z-Zakat banto

A-A’maal ache karo

N-Namaz parho

Aus is banday ko dua main yaad rakho

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Wishing u 1 month of ramadan,

4 weeks of barkat,

30 days of forgiveness,

720 hours of guidance,

43200 minutes of purification,

2592000 secs of Nuur..!!

Ramadan Mubarak!

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Raksha Bandhan Sms, Quotes, Poems

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Brothers are like streetlights along the road,
they don't make distance any shorter but
they light up the path and make the walk worthwhile.

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This msg is for the most wonderful
sisters of this world —-badi and chhoti.
Thank u didi for always being there on my
side and for helping me in those infinite
ways which I cannot even remember…

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You never say no,
you never say thats impossible and
you never say you can't.
That's my bro, a superman
who make things possible and
who make paths smoother.
I love you Bro.

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You are so cute,
darling
and adorable..
Can't help
forming a
relationship with you...
Please
Accept me
As your
Dearest and
Sweetest Behna
Happy Raksha Bandhan!


Rakshan Bandhan Scraps

Orkut Scraps Greetings
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You are the person who holds me in my bad times,
you are the person who dances with me in my happiness.
I can't recall even a single day when you were absent from my life.
I really love you.

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You were always my best friend, looking out for me,
making sure the path I traveled on was smooth.
Even if I searched the world over,
there cannot be a better brother than you.
Wishing You Life's Best Always.

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Hey my sweet little pie,
your cute smile makes my day,
your small little hands take me out from all dangers of life.
You are little angel of my life. I love you.

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God sent in my life a beautiful Angel in your guise, Sister.
In good times or bad ones, you're ready to extend your help and support.
Thanks for all you do.



Happy Raksha Bandhan

Free Greetings
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I waited long for the day through the year
that you so ceremoniously tie rakhi
on my wrist and pray for my well being.
Dear Sis, I wish that our bond grows stronger everyday.

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Sisters is probably the most competitive relationship within the family,
but once sisters are grown,
it becomes the strongest relationship.

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Sisters share the scent and smells...
the feel of a common childhood.

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Hey Sis,
When the world goes dark,
Stars are there…
When the journey breaks up,
Hope is there…
When the entire world is vanished,
And you feel left alone…
Tilt your head and look beside you,
Will bring you comfort feeling of
Care and affection molds on you,
As your Brother is always beside you
To pour the special love and affection forever…


Happy Raksha Bandhan

Free Greetings
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We gain and lose things everyday.
But trust me on one thing.
You’ll never lose me.
I will always be here.
Happy Raksha Bandhan

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Near of far wherever u r,
My best wishes r with U,
Tum jiyo hazaron saal,
May success & joy be yours everyday,
Yehi hai meri wish dil se!
“Happy Raksha Bandhan”

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It leaves a smile on my face
when I think of those trifling fights we had and suddenly used to make up.
The memories may fade away with passing time but
the love we share will only grow.
Happy Raksha Bandhan, Dear Sister.

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Scroll dwn
if u Hate me
i dont beliv
u’re scrollin
I Hate u 2
Hate u
hate u
STILL
SCROLLING?
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.
But after
our fights
I LOVE U Bro
HAPPY
RAKSHA
BANDHAN :)


Rakhi Scraps

Free Greetings
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Your love makes me feel proud.
And on this day I want to shout it out loud.
Happy Raksha Bandhan my sister

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I long for the day through the year
that you so ceremoniously tie rakhi on my wrist
and pray for my well being.
Dear Sis, I wish that our bond grows stronger everyday.

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Kaamyabi tumhare kadam chume,
Khushiyan tumhare charo aur ho,
Par bhagwan se itni prarthana karne ke liye,
tum mujhe kuch to commission do!
To my extremely lovable (but kanjoos) brother…
Just kidding as always.
“Happy Raksha Bandhan.”

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Sister is someone who is caring and sharing.
Sister can understand things you never said.
She can understand pain which is not visible to anyone.
I love my sister.

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Raksha Bandhan Sms, Quotes, Poems-21
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Bahen kahe mere bhai
Tujhko buri nazar na lage
Mere pyare bhaiya tujhko
Meri bhi umar lage
Happy Rakhi :)

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Bahen chahe sirf pyar dular,
Nahi mangti bade uphaar,
Rishta bane rahe sadiyon tak,
Mile bhai ko khushiyan hazaar,Happy Raksha Bandhan

Raksha Bandhan Sms, Quotes, Poems-23
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Nind apni bhula kar sulaye humko
Aansu apne giraker hasaye sabko
Dard kabhi na dena us devi ke avtar ko
Jamana jise kehta hai bahen jisko
Happy Rakhi

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Phoolon ka taron ka sabka kehna hai,
Duniya me sabse achha meri bahena hai :)
luv u always.
Happy Rakhi..


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Indian Independence Day Sms, Quotes, 15th August Text Messages

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Happy happy independence day to all who visit this site.
Freedom in the Mind,
Faith in the words..
Pride in our Souls..
Lets salute the Nation on 65th Independence Day!

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Let’s Take Decision
To Value Our Nation
Won’t Forget Those Sacrifices,
Who Gave Us Freedom
Now Its Our Turn
To Have A Reformation.
Happy 65th Independence Day to All :)
Lets Celebrate This Day.
The Day That Gave Us The Freedom Of Thought, Action, Faith n Speech

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Independence day is a
good time to examine
who we are and how we got here.

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Today we come together,
Be the cause for the unity,
Make it Beautiful day another..
Fight against corruption,
Spurl the flag of On NATION
Happy Independence Day!


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Happy B’DAY.
Oh no, Happy NATIONAL Day.
Oh i forget, Happy ANNIVERSARY.
No i Was Wrong. Happy VICTORY DAY.
Oh my god Happy NEW Year.

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Thousands laid down their lives so
that our country is breathing this day
Never forget their sacrifice…
Happy Independence Day

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Other might have forgotten,
But never can i,
The Flag of my country
Furls very high,
Happy Independence day

Indian Independence Day Sms, Quotes, Text messages-8
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31 States,
1618 Languages,
6400 Castes,
6 Religion,
6 Ethnic Groups,
29 Major festivals
1 Country!
Be Proud to be an Indian!..
Happy Independence Day………


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Wishing You A Wonderful
Super-Duper – Zabardast
Xtra-Badiya – Xtra Special
Ekdum Mast n Happy
Bole To Ekdum Jhakaas
*Happy Independence Day*

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Our life is full of colors..
I hope this 15th august will add more colors to yours life
Happy Independence Day

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Halki si dhoop barsat ke baad,
thori si khushi har baat k baad,
Isi tarah mubarak ho aap ko,
Jashan-e-azadi 4 din k baad..
Wish u a very Happy Independence Day

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Watan Hamara aise na chor paye koi…
Rishta Hamara aise na Tor paaye koi…
Dil hamare ek hai ek hai hamari jaan…
Hindustan hamara hai hum hai iski shaan…
Jaan Luta denge watan pe ho jayenge Qurban…
Isliye Hum kehte hai mera desh mahan..
***** Happy Independence Day*******



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kyun marte ho bewafa sanam ke liye
do gaz zameen bhi na milegi dafan ke liye
marna hai to maro watan ke liye
karodon ladkiyan apna dupatta bichha dengi tumhare kafan ke liye

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Independence a Precious gift of God.
May We Always Remain Independent
A Very Happy Independence Day To You.

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Na zuban se,
Na nigahon se,
Na dimag se,
Na rango se,
Na greeting se,
Na gift se,
Aapko “Jashne Azadi Mubarak” direct dil se

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Aao desh ka samman kare
shahido ki shahadat yaad kare
ek baar fir se rashtra ki kamaan..
Hum hindustani apne haath dhare..
Aao.. Swantantra diwas kaa maan kare…

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